Dog- by shane

There once was a dog, whose name will not be mentioned. The dog had a tail, which was a tad bit curved to the left. Once again the dog's name is not mentioned. The dog, whose name will not be mentioned, liked to run in the ditches barking at cars. I saw the dog, whose name will not be mentioned, at the park and took it home. Still not knowing the dog's name. I decided since the dog was a girl, I would name this nameless dog, Kevin.